Sunday Swag: There She Blows

I like nautical imagery. I like anchors. Ships. Hot sailors in uniform (or at least one in particular). So what isn't to love about a little red cottage and a whale? Oh, but I don't really like the ocean. I mean, I like looking at it, listening to it, just barely sticking my toes into the surf, but the idea of submerging myself in it gives me the heebie jeebies. I have a nice sense of respect for something that could crush me without notice - or the creatures in it tear me to bits, or just sting me until I convulse and drown. I admire from afar, you could say. So, without further ado, The Whale and the Cottage.